DRESSES

Make space in your wardrobe for our Little Black Hole dress. The super-flattering, figure-huging bodycon dress you've been looking for. Bone-crushing gravitational forces will mould, elongate and smoothe your silhouette as never experienced before. Colours: Total light-absorbing blackness. Fuller figures should try the Big White Elephant dress. Designed to skim your curves and camouflage those wobbly bits everyone would rather not see. Drown those lumps, bumps, bingo wings, muffin tops, love handles, thunder thighs - even those chubby cheeks only a mother could love - in (what is essentially) a large tent. Perfect for parties, the beach, the office, the doctor's surgery, the operating room, the grave - you name it! Colours: Eye-blisteringly brilliant white.

 

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